Random Thoughts for the Masses-Pico Jones

"15% of the population has enough of a mental disorder to abduct someone off the street. And then there's the question of whether or not one's abductor is 'hardcore' or if they're just your typical 'garden-variety psychotic'...I'm what they call a 'mix' between your typical garden-variety psychotic, and those who are more hardcore. Guess I'm a hardcore garden-variety psychotic. Which is far better than being...say...a psychosomatic asinine hawk that flies backwards on Tuesdays and Fridays at 5:19pm while pondering questions realting to the hypotenuse of a circular triangle on crack."