(don't worry I have permission. I have them on a website of mine.)
Hey guys,
The cancellation of class, much like the promise of a fresh pint of ice cream, brings joy to the human soul. You see, the removal of class permits one's mind to wander freely from organized, class-oriented material to more pertinent thoughts. Thoughts involving phrases like "Mint Chocolate Chip" or "Black Cherry" or (in extreme cases only) "Double Fudge Brownie". We all have those days when we're too busy tottering at the edge to worry about anything, and want nothing more that to have our friends understand that pain. The problem here is that most of our friends think we're lunatics already and if we started screaming things like "Blue Moon" in their faces, they'd much rather spend their money buying us a personal hug for one then spending it alleviating our pain. Which brings me to the phrase "Peace, Love & Ice Cream". Having peace and love in your daily life is definitely important, as those are qualities one usually associates with happy existence. Ice Cream falls under this category as well, for if you love ice cream, (and the ice cream brings you peace) then all this can do is strengthen your other relationships. And so I encourage you yo get together with your friends and have cake. But cake is nothing without ice cream so...Did Shakespeare have ice cream with his cake? Anyway, it's not our fault that a lack of ice cream conscious people have hindered our ability to exist, oh no, it's not our fault. And yet, it seems we blame ourselves, because god forbid we'd speak the truth in this situation. And so I make my claim to you, proud members of the ice cream counterculture, leaders of an underground movement based on the belief that a lack of ice cream has caused the downfall of society, that I will lead you honestly and truthfully. I ask but one question...2 scoops or 3?
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